Wednesday, August 19, 2009

LMFAO

What would happen if i rolled up to prom in dis? LMAO

IMMMmmmm BAACCC

Sooo im bored at my cousins house. and im on aimm so i decided to start bloggin again.

Sooo todays convo wit fuccin susey AHAHA!

[01:27] aznluvaboi1993: full limo tint all around
[01:27] aznluvaboi1993: for me
[01:27] aznluvaboi1993: "privacy"
[01:27] aznluvaboi1993: lmaooo
[01:27] krnswe3tkissez: ._.
[01:27] krnswe3tkissez: so you can do it in the back
[01:27] krnswe3tkissez: LOL
[01:27] aznluvaboi1993: LOL
[01:27] aznluvaboi1993: MAYBE
[01:27] aznluvaboi1993: AHAHAHA
[01:28] krnswe3tkissez: just don't get drunk and losse it (;
[01:28] aznluvaboi1993: lmao
[01:28] aznluvaboi1993: stfu!
[01:28] krnswe3tkissez: LMAO
[01:28] aznluvaboi1993: imma be sober in my own car
[01:28] aznluvaboi1993: in de bacc seat
[01:28] aznluvaboi1993: imma put
[01:28] krnswe3tkissez: lmdao
[01:28] aznluvaboi1993: SEAT WARMERS
[01:28] aznluvaboi1993: or even better
[01:28] aznluvaboi1993: take out de bacc for a bedd
[01:28] aznluvaboi1993: LOLOLOLOL
[01:28] krnswe3tkissez: ._.
[01:28] krnswe3tkissez: LMFAO
[01:28] krnswe3tkissez: why don't you hire a strippper while you're at it
[01:28] krnswe3tkissez: (:
[01:28] aznluvaboi1993: LOL
[01:28] krnswe3tkissez: i jokkkke i jokke (:
[01:28] aznluvaboi1993: nawhh
[01:28] krnswe3tkissez: hahaha
[01:29] aznluvaboi1993: ders dese fuccin bops
[01:29] aznluvaboi1993: dat keep trynna get at me
[01:29] aznluvaboi1993: trynna talk all dirty
[01:29] aznluvaboi1993: trynna have fone sex
[01:29] krnswe3tkissez: LMFAAOOO!
[01:29] aznluvaboi1993: and im like........
[01:29] krnswe3tkissez: omg what is up with people telling me things i dont wanna know today
[01:29] aznluvaboi1993: lolll
[01:29] krnswe3tkissez: like my other friend told mehis gf needs to shave
[01:29] krnswe3tkissez: i was like wdff..
[01:30] krnswe3tkissez: dont go for the bops
[01:30] krnswe3tkissez: (:
[01:30] aznluvaboi1993: lol
[01:30] aznluvaboi1993: im not
[01:30] krnswe3tkissez: they'lll 100% guaranteed to cheat on you
[01:30] aznluvaboi1993: bops = sex craved girls that juss want dick
[01:30] krnswe3tkissez: lmfao
[01:30] krnswe3tkissez: my brother calls alyssa a bop !
[01:30] aznluvaboi1993: bops also = std infested
[01:30] aznluvaboi1993: LOL
[01:30] krnswe3tkissez: LMLAO
[01:30] krnswe3tkissez: *LMAO
[01:31] krnswe3tkissez: i always thought bops were those viet or flip girls with hecka teased big hair with caked makeup
[01:31] aznluvaboi1993: no
[01:32] aznluvaboi1993: there r flip and viet girls wit teased BLONDE HAIR
[01:32] aznluvaboi1993: dat r fuccin sexxxy
[01:32] aznluvaboi1993: as FUCC
[01:32] aznluvaboi1993: and der not bops
[01:32] aznluvaboi1993: =)
[01:32] krnswe3tkissez: lmfaaao
[01:32] krnswe3tkissez: all guys have difff weird tastes
[01:32] krnswe3tkissez: lol
[01:32] krnswe3tkissez: i'm not joking it's pretty interesting
[01:32] aznluvaboi1993: lol
[01:32] aznluvaboi1993: asian girls wit blonde hair <3
[01:32] krnswe3tkissez: wowowowowow
[01:33] aznluvaboi1993: vietnamese girl or filipino girl wit blonde hair
[01:33] aznluvaboi1993: <33333333333333333333333333333333
[01:33] krnswe3tkissez: BOP STATUS
[01:33] krnswe3tkissez: (:
[01:33] aznluvaboi1993: come wit nice tan and teased hair?
[01:33] aznluvaboi1993: <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333
[01:33] aznluvaboi1993: chinese girls
[01:33] krnswe3tkissez: rofll !
[01:33] aznluvaboi1993:
[01:33] krnswe3tkissez: LMAO
[01:33] krnswe3tkissez: you're so freaking racist
[01:33] aznluvaboi1993: nerdy ones
[01:33] aznluvaboi1993: LOL
[01:33] krnswe3tkissez: AT LEAST NERDY GIRLS HAVE A FUTURE
[01:33] aznluvaboi1993: CHINESE GIRLS DESE DAYZ ARENT PULLIN DER WAIT ABT DER OWN BEAUTY
[01:33] krnswe3tkissez: not turning into a poledancer
[01:33] krnswe3tkissez: LMAO
[01:33] aznluvaboi1993: all dey give a fucc is abt grades
[01:33] aznluvaboi1993: and den
[01:34] aznluvaboi1993: dey cant even take care of demselves
[01:34] krnswe3tkissez: lmfaoooo
[01:34] aznluvaboi1993: dey look
[01:34] aznluvaboi1993: like de grudge
[01:34] krnswe3tkissez: LMFAO
[01:34] krnswe3tkissez: i laughed out loud
[01:34] krnswe3tkissez: ROFL
[01:34] krnswe3tkissez: i'm still laughing haha wowies
[01:34] aznluvaboi1993: lolll
[01:34] krnswe3tkissez: yeah but in the future if they become succesful they can get a job and become wealthy and the ccan geet surgery
[01:35] krnswe3tkissez: ?
[01:35] krnswe3tkissez: lol
[01:35] aznluvaboi1993: LMFAO
[01:35] aznluvaboi1993: id rather have
[01:35] aznluvaboi1993: a homeless
[01:35] aznluvaboi1993: fine ass viet or filipino girl
[01:35] aznluvaboi1993: wit nice ass blonde hair
[01:35] aznluvaboi1993: perfect tan
[01:35] krnswe3tkissez: that you could fuckw
[01:35] aznluvaboi1993: teased wit a tail
[01:35] krnswe3tkissez: hen you get home ?
[01:35] krnswe3tkissez: LOL
[01:35] aznluvaboi1993: that i could have a s a wife
[01:35] aznluvaboi1993: and a bedroom freak
[01:35] aznluvaboi1993: den a rich ass
[01:35] krnswe3tkissez: wooooowies
[01:35] krnswe3tkissez: lmao
[01:35] aznluvaboi1993: chiens girl
[01:35] aznluvaboi1993: who is NOT fuccable
[01:35] aznluvaboi1993: wake up in de morning
[01:36] aznluvaboi1993: OMG DE GRUDGE
[01:36] aznluvaboi1993: NOT AGAIN
[01:36] krnswe3tkissez: LMFAOO!
[01:36] krnswe3tkissez: omg
[01:36] aznluvaboi1993: makes u wanna go bacc to sleep
[01:36] krnswe3tkissez: stop it
[01:36] aznluvaboi1993: eery mornin
[01:36] krnswe3tkissez: AHAHAHA
[01:36] aznluvaboi1993: LOL
[01:36] krnswe3tkissez: LMFAO
[01:36] krnswe3tkissez: i'm cracking up
[01:36] aznluvaboi1993: not motivated
[01:36] aznluvaboi1993: to fuccin go to work
[01:36] krnswe3tkissez: lmfaoooo
[01:36] krnswe3tkissez: that's super funny
[01:37] krnswe3tkissez: but what if there was a chinese girl with teased hair with blonde with a nice tan
[01:37] aznluvaboi1993: chinese girls
[01:37] aznluvaboi1993: wit tans
[01:37] aznluvaboi1993: =
[01:37] aznluvaboi1993: BLACK CAT TWINZ
[01:37] aznluvaboi1993: AND A FUCCIN VISOR
[01:37] aznluvaboi1993: ON DER FACE
[01:37] aznluvaboi1993: COMPLAININ ABT HOW TANN DEY R
[01:37] aznluvaboi1993: =
[01:37] aznluvaboi1993: NO SEXUAL ACTION
[01:37] krnswe3tkissez: LMFAOO!
[01:37] aznluvaboi1993: chinese ppl will either complain
[01:38] aznluvaboi1993: abt how much der hair costs
[01:38] aznluvaboi1993: or how much dey get it done for
[01:38] aznluvaboi1993: or talk abt my future
[01:38] aznluvaboi1993: nigga I KNO WAT I WANT FOR MY FUTURE
[01:38] krnswe3tkissez: lmfaaaao
[01:38] aznluvaboi1993: dont need u to nag abt it
[01:38] krnswe3tkissez: i'm super curious who YOU'lll get married to
[01:38] krnswe3tkissez: hahaha
[01:38] aznluvaboi1993: lol
[01:38] aznluvaboi1993: a supermodel filipino girl
[01:38] aznluvaboi1993: or vietnamese
[01:38] aznluvaboi1993: but filipino girls
[01:39] aznluvaboi1993: make pretty babies as a mix wit viet and chiense
[01:39] aznluvaboi1993: ahahahaha
[01:39] krnswe3tkissez: yeah haha
[01:39] krnswe3tkissez: i agree
[01:39] krnswe3tkissez: (:
[01:39] aznluvaboi1993: and i already kame up wit a filipino ass name for my sonnn
[01:39] aznluvaboi1993: Jayden
[01:39] aznluvaboi1993: CHriserg
[01:39] krnswe3tkissez: haha that's cute
[01:39] aznluvaboi1993: Chrisherman de pablan the 2nd
[01:39] aznluvaboi1993: the 3rd
[01:39] aznluvaboi1993: the 4th
[01:39] krnswe3tkissez: o.O
[01:39] aznluvaboi1993: depending on how many babies i want
[01:39] krnswe3tkissez: that's a long ass name
[01:39] aznluvaboi1993: LOL
[01:39] krnswe3tkissez: i wouldn'twana be his teacher
[01:39] krnswe3tkissez: ahaha
[01:40] aznluvaboi1993: immma have 6 children
[01:40] aznluvaboi1993: wit all de same names
[01:40] aznluvaboi1993: LMAO
[01:40] krnswe3tkissez: O.O
[01:40] krnswe3tkissez: LMFAOOO!
[01:40] aznluvaboi1993: but endin
[01:40] aznluvaboi1993: 1
[01:40] aznluvaboi1993: 2
[01:40] aznluvaboi1993: 3
[01:40] aznluvaboi1993: 4
[01:40] aznluvaboi1993: 5
[01:40] aznluvaboi1993: 6
[01:40] aznluvaboi1993: th
[01:40] aznluvaboi1993: LOL
[01:40] krnswe3tkissez: lmfao
[01:40] krnswe3tkissez: woies
[01:40] krnswe3tkissez: your wife will be a tired woman
[01:40] krnswe3tkissez: aha !
[01:40] aznluvaboi1993: LOL
[01:40] aznluvaboi1993: not really
[01:41] krnswe3tkissez: LOL HAVING SIX CHILDREN
[01:41] aznluvaboi1993: ill tell her to use viagra too
[01:41] aznluvaboi1993: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
[01:41] krnswe3tkissez: lmfaoooo
[01:41] krnswe3tkissez: wowies !
[01:41] aznluvaboi1993: or but sum energy drinks
[01:41] aznluvaboi1993: LOLOLOLOL
[01:41] krnswe3tkissez: lmfaooo
[01:41] krnswe3tkissez: some husband you are
[01:41] aznluvaboi1993: LMFAO
[01:41] aznluvaboi1993: a great one
[01:41] aznluvaboi1993: cuz i will be sucessful
[01:41] aznluvaboi1993: and support
[01:42] aznluvaboi1993: my poor hot wife
[01:42] aznluvaboi1993: LOL
[01:42] krnswe3tkissez: LMFAO
[01:42] krnswe3tkissez: i hope soo !
[01:42] aznluvaboi1993: lmaoioo
[01:42] aznluvaboi1993: dont worry
[01:42] aznluvaboi1993: ill spare sum moeny
[01:42] aznluvaboi1993: for u and ur husuband
[01:43] aznluvaboi1993: lmaooo
[01:43] krnswe3tkissez: ._.
[01:43] aznluvaboi1993: 10 years from nowww
[01:43] krnswe3tkissez: screw you ):
[01:43] krnswe3tkissez: LMAO
[01:43] aznluvaboi1993: susey on de streets
[01:43] aznluvaboi1993: LMAO
[01:43] krnswe3tkissez: fuck you
[01:43] krnswe3tkissez: LMAO
[01:43] aznluvaboi1993: LOL!
[01:43] krnswe3tkissez: you're meaner
[01:43] krnswe3tkissez: than my meanest friend i have ):
[01:43] krnswe3tkissez: LOL
[01:43] aznluvaboi1993: LOL!
[01:43] aznluvaboi1993: DATS MEAN!
[01:43] krnswe3tkissez: LMAO
[01:43] krnswe3tkissez: at least i didn't tell yuo yu'd end up on the street
[01:44] aznluvaboi1993: cuz u kno im not
[01:44] aznluvaboi1993: every sucessful person
[01:44] aznluvaboi1993: has to go thru robertsons
[01:44] aznluvaboi1993: at de verge of failin high school
[01:44] aznluvaboi1993: and drop out
[01:44] aznluvaboi1993: juss to find out
[01:44] aznluvaboi1993: OMG I CAN BE LIKE BILL GATES
[01:44] aznluvaboi1993: =)
[01:44] krnswe3tkissez: OMG YEAH YOU CAN !
[01:45] krnswe3tkissez: except for the part wher youg et succesful
[01:45] krnswe3tkissez: LOL!
[01:45] aznluvaboi1993: LMFAO
[01:45] aznluvaboi1993: FUCC U!
[01:45] krnswe3tkissez: HAHAHA !
[01:45] krnswe3tkissez: that's what you gettt :P
[01:45] aznluvaboi1993: tell me why
[01:45] aznluvaboi1993: i saw a 3 legged dog today
[01:45] aznluvaboi1993: wen we were mobbin 7/11
[01:45] aznluvaboi1993: wit all my cousins friends
[01:45] aznluvaboi1993: to get a slushie
[01:45] krnswe3tkissez: awhhhs ! ): that's so saad
[01:46] krnswe3tkissez: pooor doggie
[01:46] aznluvaboi1993: i think de asian person who owns it
[01:46] aznluvaboi1993: ATE IT!
[01:46] krnswe3tkissez: LMAO
[01:46] aznluvaboi1993: its a HUSKIE TOO!
[01:46] krnswe3tkissez: RACIST
[01:46] aznluvaboi1993: i SWEAR
[01:46] krnswe3tkissez: LOL why don't you ask the owner
[01:46] aznluvaboi1993: to a black or white guy
[01:46] aznluvaboi1993: awwee its so cuttee
[01:46] krnswe3tkissez: uhme excuse me
[01:46] aznluvaboi1993: to an asian guy
[01:46] aznluvaboi1993: OMG IT LOOKS
[01:46] krnswe3tkissez: DID YOU EAT YOUR DOGS LEG
[01:46] aznluvaboi1993: DELICIOUS
[01:46] krnswe3tkissez: ._.
[01:46] krnswe3tkissez: lmaaaaao
[01:46] aznluvaboi1993: lollll
[01:46] aznluvaboi1993: if i asked him
[01:46] aznluvaboi1993: he might try my legs too!
[01:47] krnswe3tkissez: LMAO !
[01:47] krnswe3tkissez: you loser
[01:48] aznluvaboi1993: so today my cousin
[01:48] aznluvaboi1993: saw a spider
[01:48] aznluvaboi1993: in his car
[01:48] aznluvaboi1993: and he started screamin like a lil pussy
[01:48] aznluvaboi1993: he was like
[01:48] aznluvaboi1993: OMG SPIDER IT MIGHT HAVE EGGS!
[01:48] aznluvaboi1993: so datn igga ran out his car
[01:48] aznluvaboi1993: bought a lighter at 7/11
[01:48] aznluvaboi1993: and sprayed axe at de light
[01:48] aznluvaboi1993: and burned de spider
[01:48] aznluvaboi1993: LMFAO!
[01:49] aznluvaboi1993: i felt hella bad for de spider
[01:49] aznluvaboi1993: but atleast it smells good
[01:49] aznluvaboi1993: =)
[01:49] krnswe3tkissez: ): !
[01:49] krnswe3tkissez: LMAO
[01:49] krnswe3tkissez: you asshole ):
[01:49] krnswe3tkissez: LOL
[01:49] krnswe3tkissez: but i hate spiders tooo